~STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL~

Tue, 11 Jul 2006 03:29:17 GMT

well hello.....charlie! hahahah how are u? hope al is well....haven't talked to u in quite sum time.well i have....but not talked as in talked-talked...u know like an actual convo...hehe...but yea....hope ur doing great! and i know u don't really check this thing anymore but just wanna let u know how happy i am to be ur friend.thank you for all those times when u made me smile...and although i guess i tend to say this alot...i mean it from the bottom of my heart.well mimi time!! haha God bless

*JOHANNA*

horrible...but nobody knows.

Mon, 12 Jun 2006 21:44:28 GMT

.GiRlS OnLy. Awsome Test Yo
Created by timesquare1500 and taken 2020 times on Bzoink
Basics
NAME	Johanna
AGE	17
HEIGHT	5'3''
WEIGHT	130-150
LEFT OR RIGHT HANDED	both
BEST PHYSICAL FEATURE	smile
HAIR COLOR	brown
EYE COLOR	brown
ETHNICITY	hispanic
SIBLINGS	1
FEMALE OR MALE	f
SIBLINGS	1
BODY TYPE	average
FAVORITES
CANDY	skittles
FOOD	thai,chinese,fresh
BAND	don't have one
SONG	back at one :/
MOVIE	don't have one
COLOR	green
CHANNEL	5
SPORT	swimming,golf
BEST FRIEND	tony
STORE	ross,target,hollister,ae
FLOWER	tulip or white rose
DESSERT	something with strawberry cheesecake in it
BOOK	bible
MAGAZINE	none
CARTOON	courage the cowardly dog
FIRST THOUGHTS WHEN HEARING..
DIRTY	something rusty full of mud
HOT	fire
BLACK	night
WHITE	cloud
BUCKET	fish
PLANKTON	spongebob
SODA	yucky
FOOD	mmmm
ROCKS	beach!
BAGELS	morning
RAP	really annoying people
ICE	cold
FIELD	baseball
STRAY DOG	idk
LAST THINGS
PERSON YOU HUGGED	aurora
KISSED	none
TEXTED	none
THEY TEXTED YOU	none
MOVIE YOU SAW	bruce almighty
SONG YOU HEARED	back at one :/
LAST TIME YOU ATE, WHAT?	ummm....yesterday at karina's
READ A BOOK	wow...ummm...about a week ago maybe
CRIED	last night
RODE A BIKE	too long ago
YOU IMED	tony
HAVE YOU EVER?
BEEN IN LOVE	idk!!!
SNUCK OUT	never
HAD YOUR HEART BROKEN	just recently i'd say
BROKE SOMEONES HEART	idk
DONE SOMETHING YOU REGRET	yes,liked someone who neverreally liked me back
BEEN BEATEN UP	emotionally
WENT SKINNY DIPPING	nope
WENT CAMPING	yes
DANCED IN THE RAIN	yes
BEEN ON STAGE	yes
CRIED IN A MOVIE	yes
BEEN TICKLED SO BAD THAT YOU CRIED	yes
SEEN SOMEONE DIE	yes
CAUSED A FIRE WHILE COOKING	ha yes
MEMORIES
BEST	my dad and i at the beach
WHERE	the beach
WITH WHO	dad
HOW LONG	whole day
WHAT DID YOU DO	hung out
LOVE STUFF
HAVE YOU EVER SAID I LOVE YOU	yes..to my mom and my bff
DID YOU MEAN IT	yes with all my heart
IN LOVE NOW	idk!!!
SINGLE	yes
CRUSH?	idk!!!
DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT	ummmm no
EVER CHEATED	no
BEEN CHEATED ON	u could call it that..we weren't going out though so i don't think so
EVER KISSED ANYONE	no
ARE YOU FAITHFUL	yes
THIS OR THAT
COKE/PEPSI	pepsi
CHOC./VANILLA	choc
VH1/MTV	none
SHORT/TALL	tall
PENCIL/PEN	pen
SUN/MOON	moon
POOL/OCEAN	ocean
CAT/DOG	dog
RANDOM
WHAT COMPLIMENT DO YOU RECIEVE THE MOST	nice smile/nice hair
WHAT IMPORTANT LESSON YOU'VE LEARNED	never fall for sweet talks
BIGGEST FEAR	losing sight of God
IF YOU COULD TALK TO ANYONE RIGHT NOW WHO WOULD IT BE	tony
IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD YOU GO	the beach
WHERE DO YOU WISH YOU LIVED	by the beach
WHAT GROUPS ARE YOU WITH ON MYSPACE	youth group,christian club, and sum other ones
SAY HELLO IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE	hola,aloha.
HAVE YOU EVER ALMOSTED DROWNED	yes
WOULD YOU THROW A CAT	huh...uhhh..no
AT A SLEEP OVER HAVE YOU EVER DONE THE SHAVING CREAM PRANK	ha no but i did at camp
EVER RANDOMLY START LAUGHING	yes,yes i have cuz i have no other way of letting my anger out...and i don;t wanna cry
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rrriiigghhtt...

Tue, 06 Jun 2006 20:17:36 GMT

Lioness in zoo kills man who invoked God Mon Jun 5, 8:31 AM ET

KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.

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"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said.

"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."

The incident, Sunday evening when the zoo was packed with visitors, was the first of its kind at the attraction. Lions and tigers are kept in an "animal island" protected by thick concrete blocks.

sinple he just shouldn't have been in there in the first place! hah

woot woot!!

Mon, 05 Jun 2006 22:00:21 GMT

130 Random Questions
Created by withinadream and taken 48782 times on Bzoink
When was the last time you cried?	last night
Have you ever faked sick?	yes
What was the last lie you said?	can't memberr
Have you ever cried during a movie?	yes
Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off of?	hah im not gonna write it
Have you ever danced in the rain?	yes
Have you ever been drunk?	no
Have you ever tried tried drugs?	no
Do you smoke?	no
What's the farthest you've ever gone on a dare?	ummm pretty far but depending on what it is
What is your full name?	johanna m. ortega
What is your blood-type?	ummm i dunno actually
Have you ever been in a car accident?	yes
How old were you when you recieved your first kiss?	well i haven't had it yet
Who was your first kiss?	noone yet...we'll see
Have you ever had an online relationship?	no
Have you ever had phone-sex?	no
Have you ever been rejected by a crush?	yes
What is your favourite sport to play?	i like to swim,play golf,baskeball,softball
Have you ever made a prank phone call?	haha yes
Have you ever said "I Love you" and not meant it?	no
What's your favourite childhood memory?	my dad and i at the beach hanging out
Is there anything that you have done that you regret?	no
What do you want to be when you grow up?	a counselor
What is your political persuassion?	im more of a conservative so i guess id say republican....but not completely
Have you ever had cybersex?	no
Do you believe in g-d?	in who? oh u mean GOD!! yes, yes i do believe in him! u don't have to skip the o..i know what ur talking about and u don't have to be ashamed,he's not ashamed of u
Do you believe in love at first sight?	ummm...no
Do you believe in karma?	no
Who was your first crush?	can't say
Who do yo uhave a crush on?	haha like im gonna tell u
How would you describe yourself?	nice,responsible,calm,funny,gentle,patient,rational
What are you afraid of?	nothing
Are you religious?	i wouldn't say religious
What does your screen name mean?	met up stars i guess hehe
What person do you trust the most?	my best friend
Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend?	haven't had one yet
What is the best compliment you have ever recieved?	oh well my boss complimented me on having good leadership skills...that meant alot to me
What is the meanest thing anyone has said about you?	ur worthless and that's y ur the way u r now...things will never change
What is the longest crush/relationship you have had?	uummm liked this one guy for like a year i think...or more maybe
What is your greatest strength?	my faith
What is your greatest weakness?	guys
What is your perfect pizza?	white sauce pizza with mushrrooms,chicken and bacon
What is your first thought when waking up in the morning?	thank you Lord for this awesome day!!
What is your first thought before you go to bed?	thank you LORD for helping me get through the day
What college do you want to go to?	pepperdine or biola
Do you get along with your family?	yes
Do you play any instruments?	yes
What kind of music do you like?	christian/folk/alternative/ambient
Do you think you're attractive?	umm idk...i guess
Would you ever get a tattoo?	i wanted one
How many piercings do you have?	2
Who makes you laugh?	haha alot of ppl
Who would you want to be tied to for 24hours?	ummm...this one buddy of mine
Have you ever seen a dead body?	yes
Do you have a celebrity crush?	no
What is one thing scientists should invent?	cure for aids
Have you ever broken a bone?	no
What happens after you die?	well i personally will go to heaven that's for sure!
Do you watch or read the news?	i watch em when i have time
What stereotype would you label yourself as being?	i don't like stereotype...but if its that we're talking about...i fall into the 4%..heheh ;)
Would your friends agree with that stereotypic label?	yup
If yo ucould change your name, what would you change it to?	jade
If you could go back in time to one point in your life, where would you go	back to when i was like 5 or 6 and i had chicken pox...that day my dad took care of me
If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change?	my ignorance and bad habit of clinging on to certain things
Have you ever gone skinny dipping?	no
Have you ever played strip poker?	no
Would you ever lie to someone to make them feel good about themselves?	ummm...no
What do you want your friends to think about you?	whatever they wanna im not gonna make them think a certain way about me
Whats the biggest argument you've ever gotten into?	my dad and i....long story
HAve you ever bitten someone?	hehe yea
When's your birthday?	oct 25th
Have you ever stolen anything?	no
Do you make wishes on shooting stars?	haha i use to..now i just pray
Whats the most you've ever eaten in one sitting?	oh man!! this one time when i went to hometown buffet...well u know the rest...hehe
If you could go back and change one day, what would it be?	the day my dad cheated on my mommy
Do you remember your dreams?	sumtimes
Have you ever been in love?	wish i wouldn't have
Are you a morning person or a night person?	pretty much both
Do you have any phobias?	yes
What's the meanest thing you've ever done to someone?	ive put a chunk of peanut butter on someone's seat and they sat on it and walked around with a chunk of "poop" on their pants
Have you ever been to the hospital (other then birth?	for my sister
How many screen names do you have?	2
Do any medical problems run in your family?	yes
Have anyone ever been disowned from your family?	no not really
Have you ever had a nightmare?	heck yea
Do you say meaner things to your friends or your enemies?	i don't really say anything mean only if im like joking....but i tell them im joking
Would you ever participate in a threesome?	no!
Would you ever pay for a prostititue?	no!
Have you ever mooned or flashed someone?	no
Have you ever cheated on your bf/gf?	never had one
Have you ever laughed so hard you peed in your pants?	haha almost!
Have you ever written a love letter?	yes
Have you ever attempted suicide?	yes
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?	boxers
Have you ever been in a fistfight?	yes
Do you have any hidden talents?	idk
What is one thing you want me to know about you?	umm...im a very loving and forgiving person...it takes a lot to get me to that point where i don't even wanna look at u anymore
What is one question you wouldn't want me to ask?	anything about guys and my past...just don't wanna talk about it
Do you usually prefer books or movies?	both
Who is your favourite person to talk to?	theres two ppl that i like talkingto cuz i feel like they just get me...but one of them just doesn't get it
Who is always able to cheer you up when you're sad?	tony
Would you ever have sex before marriage?	no
Who do you talk to most on the phone?	tony
Do you have a secret that yo'ure ashamed of?	ummm no comment
Do you prefer british or american spelling of words?	british
Have you ever gotten detention?	yes
How do you vent your anger?	i cry,write it out, or just take a shower-during the summer i swim
Have you ever been on a diet?	yes
Would you ever date someone younger than you? Older than you?	yes/yes
Is your best friend a virgin?	i would say yes
What's a rumor someone has spread about you?	ugh rumors...don't wanna talk about that..its sooo dumb..ppl who spread rumors just prove to others that they have no lives
What's the kinkiest thing you could ever actually see yourself as doing?	nothing really
What's the meanest thing anyone has ever done to you?	backstabbed me..i had a friend who went out with the guy i liked when she knew i like him...but oh well
What's the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you?	taken me out to eat when i felt like crap just to distract me from what was going on
Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental illness?	no
Have you ever cut yourself on purpose?	yes
Have you ever wanted to murder someone?	no
Have you ever hated someone?	no
Do you prefer talking on the phone or online?	online...but when its long i prefer the phone
Do you consider yourself popular?	umm idk
Would you ever tell the person you have a crush on that you like them?	before i wouldn't but this one person helped me learn a lesson that u never know how things will turn out until u actually do something and say something
Have you ever had a crush on an enemy?	i don't really have any enemies
Have you ever had a crush on a best friend?	yes
What is your favourite book?	bible
Do you have a collection of anything?	i use to but it was weird...my mom started it and i didn't wanna continue it
Are you happy with the person you are becoming?	yes
Are you a different person now then you were 5 years ago?	yes
What do you see yourself as being in 5 years from now?	something great
Are you happy with the life you have?	yes
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uhummmm...

Mon, 05 Jun 2006 21:28:00 GMT

lasts
Created by deliciousgurl and taken 189 times on Bzoink
person you kissed	haven't kissed anyone yet
person you hugged	david
person you held hands with	nobody
person you said I love you too	my mommy
person you went to the movies with	edna and nat
person you rode in a car with	mommy
you went shopping with	mommy
person you thought about	my buddy
person you got ice cream with	my sister
person you got dinner with	mommy
person you went on a trip with	bebe and the girls and sum of the guys
person you talked to on the phone	tony-and that was a while ago
test you too	test i took?hmmm...
thing you bought	arizona sweet tea
time you went swimming	ugh!! like a whole freakin week ago!!!
person you called	my buddy :)
you texted	nobody
time you did laundy	wow haven't done laundry in like 2 months maybe-cuz my mom has been doing it for me k!
time you cleaned	ummmm...like last week, haven't had time! my mommy cleans for me
show you watched	what i like about you
time you went to the beach	last week!!
time you went to a party	ummm last week hehe
time you drank	drank? as in alcohol? never
time you were sick	right now!!
person you wanted to have sex with	nobody
time you made out with somebody	never have
thing you ate	chicken nuggets with this really good garlic bread and ranch and my arizona sweet tea
pair of shoes you ate	ummmm i don't eat shoes...sorry? :/
thing you wore	clothes
thing you said	how stupid!
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hahah!! this is rather amusing!

Thu, 01 Jun 2006 21:39:40 GMT

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uhuh

Thu, 01 Jun 2006 21:32:06 GMT

The Survey Where You Say The First Word That Comes To Mind. Yay.
Created by -ambiguous and taken 85565 times on Bzoink
What comes to mind when you hear..
..snow?	winter camp
..rain?	prefect
..tornado?	scary
..summer love?	grease
..Jon?	doe?
..Mike?	& ikes
..Shea?	butter
..banana?	boat
..dizzy?	@@/
..Laura?	croft
..Juan?	uncle
..car?	broom!!
..white?	black
..peppermint?	patties!!
..New Found Glory?	sux
..placebo?	idk
..orange juice?	yummy
..candid camera?	funny
..sister?	youngster
..brother?	want one
..hate?	hot days!!
..school?	birmingham
..President?	bush
..football?	guy sport
..rap?	crap! hahah nah...ok
..pop?	soda
..rock?	foundation
..punk?	bullie
..sex?	after marriage
..death?	new life
..baby?	new and fresh
..duuude?	sswwweeeeeeeeeeeettt!!
..the end?	is only the beginning
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oops

Thu, 01 Jun 2006 21:27:15 GMT

A survey that you will remember
Created by moongoddess13 and taken 14109 times on Bzoink
The Last Person You...
thought about?	my friend
Looked at?	karla
said I love you to?	mom
hugged?	david
kissed?	noone
hurt?	idk
Shared a secret with?	nat
watched a movie with?	nat,edna,felipe
couldn't stop thinking about?	hahha...my friend
In your family...
Who makes you laugh?	my uncle
Who makes you cry?	my dad
Who is strict?	my mom!!
Who is laid back	my dad
Who makes you think?	my uncle
Who will do anything for you?	my mom
Have you ever?
been skinnydipping?	no
Made a friend mad?	yes
gotten a detention?	yes
gotten expelled?	no
threw popcorn in a movie theatre?	yes
been on stage?	yes
seen a famous person?	yes
been pantsed by a friend?	no
lost your voice?	yes
You are...
best at?...	alot of things
worst at?...	taking chances
Random
profession?	psychology and counseling
best friend?	tony
Favorite movie star?	none
idol?	none
hair color?	brown
favorite movie?	none
have you ever been in LOVE?	no
favorite color?	green
have you ever done a bad impersonation of Arnold Scshwartsenagger	no
best memory?	my dad and i at the beach
worst memory?	me getting caught my my mom for lying
favorite band?	i like alot
can you do the worm?	hahah maybe
did you like this survey?	its k
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wooo-eeeeh!! hhaah

Thu, 25 May 2006 21:47:46 GMT

**---Randomness...Long Survery---**
*-About You-*
Full Name?:	Johanna M. Ortega
Age?:	17
Current Location?:	lake balboa
Status (married, single, in a relationship)?:	single
Hair Color?:	brown
Eye Color?:	brown
Height?:	5'3''
Straight, Gay, Bi, or not sure?:	straight
*-Favorites-*
Favorite Color?:	green
Favorite Drink?:	water and watermelon smoothie!!
Favorite Food?:	thai and fresh
Favorite Band?:	stelar kart
Favorite Song?:	run kid run-the call out
Favorite Car?:	acura mdx
Favorite Person?:	my bff!! haha
Favorite Actor/Actress?:	kate bosworth
Favorite Thing?:	my eeyore
Favorite activity or thing to do?:	swimming
*-In A Guy Or Girl-*
What do you look for in a guy or girl?:	personality and values
Whats your favorite hair color?:	don't have one
Whats you favorite eye color?:	don't have one
What type of music do you want them to like?:	christian
Personality or Looks?:	personality
Talkative or quiet?:	little bit of both...quiet when he has to be
Energetic or lazy?:	energetic
Hyper or boring?:	hyper
Sexy or Just Hott?:	neither...cute is more like it
Tall Or Short?:	taller than me
Stupid or kinda smart but a totaly dumb ass?:	smart and not a dummy...kk!
Sweet and kind or Wild and dangerous?:	sweet and kind
Love or Lust?:	love
Friendship or relationship or friendship and relationship?:	friendship is a relationship
Younger or Older?:	ummm....whatever comes my way..ha
Omg i want him/her so bad or he/she totaly turns me off?:	umm like i said, whatever comes my way
*-Clothing-*
Favorite Brand Of Clothes?:	hollister,ae,roxy,split
Style?:	kick back casual
Match or totaly unquardanated?:	little bit of both...not to uncoordinated though
tight jeans or loose jeans?:	in between
tight shirt or loose shirt?:	not too tight but not too loose
Summen Sexy or summen comfortable?:	comfy
Favorite type of shoes?:	vans or flip flops
*-Choose Between-*
Chocolate or Vanilla?:	chocolate
Abercrombie or American Eagle?:	ae
Converse or Nike?:	nike
Pink or black?:	black
Love Or Hate?:	love
Greenday or Disturbed?:	neither
Country Music or Metal?:	metal
Paris Hilton or Brittany Spears?:	neither
Pepsi or Coke?:	pepsi
Hot Chocolate or Coffee?:	hot chocolate
Pizza or Sushi?:	pizza
Boy or girl?:	boy
Butt or Eyes?:	eyes
Fuck me or back off im not ready?:	what the...oh no.
Biology or math?:	math
School or work?:	work
Drink or smoke?:	neither
drugs or candy?:	candy
Fat or Skinny?:	both
Rednecks or Slutts?:	uhhh...neither
*-Love-*
Do you believe in love at first sight?:	nope
Have you ever been in love?:	nope
Are you in love right now?:	nope
Do you think love exist?:	yes
Use 3 words to desribe love.:	God,Jesus,holy spirit... :)
Is love worth gettin your heart broken at the end?:	no cuz that's not what real love is about
Can true love last forever?:	yes
*-Music-*
Are you in a band, if so whats the name of your band?:	when stars collide or forgiven1
Do you play any insruments, if so how many, and what are they?:	yes-piano and voice
Can you sing?:	yes
Favorite Band?:	stelar kart
Favorite Song?:	run kid run-the call out
Favorite type of music?:	christian rock
What does music mean to you?:	its a way for me to worship God
*-List 5 of your best friends-*
Friend 1::	Tony
Friend 2::	Ana
Friend 3::	Jessica
Friend 4::	Edna
Friend 5::	iliana
*-About your 5 friends-*
Are you and friend 1 close?:	yes
Do you spend alot of time with friend 2?:	sorta when we both have time
Does friend 5 have any siblings?:	ummm..yes
Who's better friend 1 or 2?:	o man! they're both the best...1 gets me more but 2 is there when things happen
Who's the hottest?:	all of them! haha
Who's the dumbest?:	well..haha jk, they're all smart
Who's the smartest?:	all of em
Shyest?:	ana
Quietest?:	ana
Craziest?:	edna and jess..those two are the best!
Wildest?:	edna..haha
Who keeps the most secrets?:	id say 1 and 2
Who do you trust the most?:	1
Would you tell friend 1 anything?:	yes
Do you trust friend 3?:	yes
Who have you known the longest?:	2
Who have you known the shortest?:	3 and 4
Who do you see at leaste once a week?:	all of em except 5 cuz she lives in AZ!!
Is Friend 4 Special?:	yes
How many of your friends are the opposite sex?:	ummm most of them i guess
How many of your friends have you dated?:	none
*-Family-*
Who do you trust the most?:	my dad
Who is your favorite person?:	dad
Do you love your family?:	yes
Do you spend alot of time with your family?:	sorta
What does family mean to you?:	it comes after God so they're pretty important
How many family memeber's do you talk to at leaste once a week?:	ummm about 7 or 8
Which family member are you closest to?:	ummm noone really..i use to be close to my dad
Would you give your life for someone in your family?:	yes
*-School-*
What grade are you in?:	12th
do you like school?:	sorta
favorite subject?:	english
do you have alot of friends at school?:	ummm yea i guess so
do you play any school sports?:	yes
do you have school spirit?:	sorta hehe
school mascot?:	no!
school colors?:	blue and gold
is your school small or large?:	its pretty big
*-Almost Finished-*
Did you like this survey?:	uhhh i guess
Was it to long?:	sorta
Do you know the creator of this survey?:	nope
Did ya have fun takeing this survey?:	a little
Are you glad this is the last question?:	i guess
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Fri, 19 May 2006 22:01:11 GMT

ABCs that are all about me!
Created by babigirl2002 and taken 96 times on Bzoink
What is something that makes you ANGRY?	ignorant and pompous ppl
What is your favorite ALCOHOLIC drink?	none
What is your BIRTHDATE?	oct 25
Do you have any BIRTHMARKS?	yes
What are you CAREER aspirations?	major in psychology and obtain a job as counselor
Have you ever seen a CORPSE?	yes
What is your favorite DESSERT?	strawberry cheesecake ice cream
When it’s your time, how would you like to DIE?	happy and accomplished
What is the highest level of EDUCATION you have completed?	im about to gwt my high school diploma
If you were an EVIL character, what would your name be?	malukus porsey
Have you ever set FIRE to anything?	yes
What’s your best FLIRTY line?	don't have one
What food turns you into a complete GLUTTON?	mango soaked in lemon
What is the best GIFT you have ever gotten?	a necklace and a poem
What is your definition of HAPPINESS?	fulfilling what one desires the most
Who do you HATE more: Paris Hilton or Jessica Simpson?	they're both good ppl just the way they perceive themselves is bad
Who do you think is the biggest village IDIOT?	nobody really
State an INTERESTING fact about yourself.	i tend to finish what i begin or else it really bugs me eventhough i might not show it
What is the worst JOB you have ever had?	only've had one job so far and i like it
What is your favorite piece of JEWELRY?	silver necklace
KARAOKE: love it or hate it?	love
How do you feel about having KIDS?	i want some in the future
Who is the great LOVE of your life?	God!!
What would you like to LEARN how to do?	ice skate
What is your favorite childhood MEMORY?	me and my dad at the park, we'd go every sunday-he'd play soccer and i'd imitate him
If you had MINIONS, what would you order them to do first?	i wouldn't get any in the first place
How many daily NAPS do you need?	none i don't like taking naps unless im really tired
Ever accidentally exposed your own or someone else’s NIPPLE?	no
Do you think OUIJA boards are really controlled by the devil?	maybe maybe not..what i do know is that its a
Describe something ODD about you.
What are you really PICKY about?
Have you ever been to PRISON?
Name something you can do really QUICKLY.
Who do you QUARREL with the most?
If someone held you for RANSOM, how much do you think you are worth?
What is your current RELATIONSHP status?
Which of the SEVEN deadly SINS most applies to you?
Which would you rather not have in your home: a SPIDER or a SNAKE?
What experience felt like complete TORTURE?
What is the first THOUGHT you have waking up?
What is the color of the UNDERWEAR you are wearing right now?
What is your most UNFLATTERING feature?
Who do you think is the best VILLAIN of all time?
What makes you feel VULNERABLE?
Which would you rather have: unlimited WEALTH or unlimited WISDOM?
If you could rule the WORLD, would you?
Who is your favorite X-MEN character?
Have you ever had an X-RAY?
What do you YEARN for?
Who do you think looks more like a YETI?
What is your ZODIAC sign?
What has been the ZENITH of your life?
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umm...yeaaa...

Fri, 19 May 2006 21:52:58 GMT

Survey-9 lasts...
Created by heyitsme927 and taken 443 times on Bzoink
9 lasts...
9. last place you were:	school
8. last cigarette:	don't smoke
7. last beverage:	green tea
6.last kind of candy:	jolly rancher
5. last phone call:	adolfo
4. last cd played:	run kid run
3. last bubble bath:	likea yr ago
2. last time you cried:	two days ago
1. last alcoholic drink:	never had one
8 have you evers...
8. have you ever dated someone twice:	no
7. have you ever been cheated on:	no
6. have you ever cheated on someone:	no
5. have you ever kissed somebody and regretted it:	no
4. have you ever fallen in love:	yes
3. have you ever lost someone:	yes
2. have you ever been depressed:	yes
1. have you ever dumped someone:	no
7 states you've been to...
7.	texas
6.	new mexico
5.	arizona
4.	california
3.	mexico-not a state but ive been there
2.	el salvador-not a state but ive been there
1.	nevada
6 things you've done today...
6.	walked
5.	did work
4.	talked
3.	prayed
2.	stepped outa my comfort!! oh yea!!
1.	gave advice
5 people you can tell pretty much anything to...
5.	tony
4.	iliana
3.	jessica
2.	edna
1.	ana
4 places you want to go...
4.	australia
3.	brazil
2.	the beach!!
1.	church
3 favorite colors...
3.	green
2.	blue
1.	grey
2 things you want to do before you die...
2.	God's will
1.	make ppl happy
1 thing you wish you could change...
1.	my struggle to move on
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Fri, 19 May 2006 21:46:44 GMT

Long, Detailed, Survey for High School Students! :)
Created by sarahkay and taken 94 times on Bzoink
Basics××
Name×	johanna
Middle Name×	marie
Birthday×	oct 25
Birth Place×	es
Current Location×	lake balboa
Zodiac Sign×	dunno
Chinese Zodiac×	dunno
Heritage×	hispanic
Looks××
Hair Color×	brown
Hair Length×	somewhat long
Eye Color×	brown
Eye Shape×	small and oval
Height×	5'3''
Weight×	30-150
Glasses×	use to not anymore
Contacts×	nope
Ring Size×	uhhh 7 or 8 or 9,....i dunno
Shoe Size×	9
Pant Size×	9-11
Shirt Size×	m or l
Piercings×	two
Do You Want More×	ummm maybe
Tattoos×	none
Do You Want More×	i want one
School××
Classes You're Taking×	A.P. english literature, chemistry,math,economics,parenting,T.A.-P.E. at valley
Classes You're Taking Next Year×	college courses
Your GPA×	3.1
Favorite Class×	english
Least Favorite Class×	math
Favorite Teacher×	mr.albert
Least Favorite Teacher×	dunno
Clubs You're In×	christian club and i was in golf
Your Favorite One×	christian club!
Your Least Favorite One×	don't have one
Clubs You're Planning To Be In Next Year×	golf christian and swim
What Sports Are You In×	swimming and golf
Your Favorite×	both
Your Least Favorite×	none
Any Sports You're Planning To Be In In The Future?×	swimming and golf pretty much and maybe basketball...we'll see
Do You Like School×	sorta
Do You Often Skip×	i use to
Do You Attend Dances×	not anymore
What Was Your Favorite×	favorite what? dance? don't have one
Family××
Parent's Names×	ana and rodolfo
Any Siblings×	yes-1, 10yrs
Their Names×	helen
Your Favorite Relatives×	grandmother, evnthough she lives far.she gets me.
Relatives You Can't Stand×	hahah...no comment
Most Missed Family Member×	grandmother
Sports××
Your Favorite To Watch×	basketball and baseball
Your Favorite To Play×	basketball, baseball, golf, soccer, softball, swimming
Least Favorite To Watch×	soccer
Least Favorite To Play×	lacrosse
Best Sport×	swimming
Worst Sport×	lacrosse
Favorite Sports Team×	lakers...eventhough they did bad they'll come around
Least Favorite Sports Team×	don't have one
Is Cheerleading A Sport×	uhhh...i think it is
Entertainment××
What's Your Favorite Type Of Music××	contemporary christian
Your Favorite Music Group×	hillsong
Favorite Singer×	nicole nordeman or joy williams
Least Favorite Music Group×	all those secular groups
Least Favorite Kind Of Music×	secular
Least Favorite Singer×	don't really have one...if i on't like em then their not my favorite
Favorite Arist×	mr.wright..haha...thanx nicole!
Least Favorite×	jeremy camp..he's still a fave don't get me wrong
Favorite Actress×	that one chick from the notebook
Least Favorite×	all the actors in RV...it sucked
Favorite Movie×	the butterfly effect and the little rascals
Least Favorite×	rv
Favorite Author×	joyce meyer
Least Favorite×	mr.brown
Favorite Book×	the purpose driven life
Least Favorite×	the divinci code..its not even my fave...this book talks a buncha crap!! that's not even true!
Book You're Currently Reading×	bible and some book for english
Favorite T.V. Show×	grey's anatomy and house
Least Favorite×	the family guy
Love××
Are You Single×	yes
If Yes, Do You Want To Be×	i don't mind
If No, Who Are You Dating×	no one
For How Long×	idk
How Long Are You Going To Date×	idk
Are You Going To Get Married×	yes
How Old Is He/She×	who?
Past Relationships××
Name Every Person You've Dated In Order×	ummm...well, let's see...there was chad and michael..there was also bobby..hmmm..j/k!! i haven't dated anyone yet
Name Every Person You've Kissed×	0-as in nobody yet
Everyone You've Had Sex With×	0
Everyone You've Attended A Dance With In Order×	0
Age Of First Boyfriend×	haven't had one yet
Age Of First Crush×	dunno
Age Of First Date×	haven't been on one yet
How Far Did You Go×	haven't done anything so idk what ur talking about
How Far Have You Gone Now×	""
Do You Want To Stay A Virgin Until Marriage×	yes
First Boyfriend/Girlfriend To Break Your Heart×	haven't had one yet
First Boyfriend/Girlfriend Whose Heart You Broke×	no one yet
Oldest Guy You've Dated×	i haven't date yet ok!! sheash!!
How Old×	ugh
Youngest Guy You've Dated×	no one duh
How Old×	ahhh!!
Have You Ever Cheated×	on a test
Have You Been Cheated On×	no
Do You Forgive Them×	huh
Are You Friends With Any Of Your Exes×	no
Do You Hate Any Of Them×	no
The Future××
Are You Going To College×	yes
Where×	biola
What Are You Majoring In×	psychology
Your Dream Job×	counselor
Do You Want To Get Married×	yes
By What Age×	24
Do You Want To Have Children×	yes
By What Age×	26
Favorite Girls Names×	Jade and makenzie
Favorite Boys Names×	matthias tyler and riley
Where Are You Going To Live×	in a big house by the ocean
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yeaaaa.....

Fri, 19 May 2006 21:21:26 GMT

+ ONLY yes or no+
Created by hambean19 and taken 4571 times on Bzoink
Taken a picture naked	yea when i was like a baby
Painted your room?	yes
Made out with a member of the same sex?	no
Drove a car?	yes
Danced in front of your mirror?	yes
Been dumped?	no
Gotten in a car with people you just met?	yes
Been in a fist fight?	yes
Snuck out of your house?	no
Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?	yes
Been arrested?	no
Made out with a stranger?	no
Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere?	yes
Left your house without telling your parents?	no
Had a crush on your neighbor?	yes
Ditched school to do something more fun?	yes
Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex?	yes
Seen someone die?	yes
Been on a plane?	yes
Kissed a picture?	yes
Slept in until 3?	yes
Made a snow angel?	yes
Played dress up?	yes
Cheated while playing a game?	yes
Been lonely?	yes
Felt an earthquake?	yes
Touched a snake?	yes
Run a red light?	no
Been suspended from school?	no
Been in a car accident?	yes
Hated the way you look?	yes
Been lost?	yes
Been to the opposite side of the country?	no
Cried yourself to sleep?	yes
Sang karaoke	yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?	yes
Laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose	yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue?	yes
Kissed in the rain?	no
Sung in the shower?	yes
Had a dream that you married someone?	yes
Glued your hand to something?	yes
Sat on a roof top?	yes
Didn't take a shower for a week?	no
Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone?	yes
Played chicken?	no
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?	yes
Broken a bone?	no
Been easily amused?	yes
Laugh so hard you cry?	yes
Need someone?	yes
Cheated on a test?	yes
Forgotten someone's name?	yes
Slept naked?	yes
Gone skinny dipping?	no
Blacked out from drinking?	no
Played a prank on someone?	yes
Gone to a late night movie?	yes
Played an instrument for more than 10 hours?	no
Did you celebrate the 4th of July?	yes
Cried over someone?	yes
Dated someone more than once?	no
Own an instrument?	yes
Been in a band?	yes
Drank 25 sodas in a day?	no
Shot a gun?	yes
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not done yet

Thu, 18 May 2006 22:03:50 GMT

*pick 12 friends :D*
Friend 1:	Tony
Friend 2:	Ana
Friend 3:	edna
Friend 4:	iliana
Friend 5:	edras
Friend 6:	david
Friend 7:	isela
Friend 8:	mariela
Friend 9:	brian
Friend 10:	karina
Friend 11:	jessica
Friend 12:	joey
4 the full effect of this dont look @the questions til u fill in ur friends
Okay...why did you put Friend 1 first?:	because he's my bff
...Friend 12 last?:	he's my most recent friend
what do you think 3 is wearing right now?:	something cute
have you ever had a crush on 7?:	haha oh yes i have! no!!
what is most attractive about 4?:	her smile and her petite size
what is least attractive about 11?:	nuthing! she's really kool
how did you meet 9?:	at church
if you had to label 2, what would you label them as?:	pretty girl
have you ever kissed 6?:	no
where do you usually go to meet 5?:	ummm i see him at church
what could you see 10 doing for a living?:	surfing!!
is 8 a model?:	no
what song describes 5?:	"undefined"
do you think 3 could kill someone?:	oh no!!! unless....
what do you and 12 like to do together?:	chat
does 9 look like a girl or a boy?:	girl
does 1 play any video games?:	yea
has/would 10 have a hardcore makeout session with you?:	heck no!
what flavor ice cream does 4 like?:	idk im guessing vanilla
has 2 ever broken someones heart?:	yes..mine..aha
do you think 8 would rather have a million$ or their one true love?:	her true love
have you seen 7 with their shirt off?:	no
would you/do you trust 6's driving skills?:	uhhh never been in a car with him
if you and 11 were locked in a closet, what would you do?:	talk about our lives
how often do you talk to 4?:	almost every other day
do you want 3's body?:	uhh no
you and 10 are stranded on an island. How would 10 try to save yourselves?:	she'd help me build something to sail out
what stores does 8 get their clothes from?:	she usually gets roxy,hollister,or volvom
on a scale of 1-10, how hot is 1?:	ohh he's very hot..he'd be a.....2..hahah j/k
do you know who is 11's crush?:	her bf i guess
if you could change one thing about 6, what would it be?:	his ignorance
are you/do you want to be dating 2?:	oh no, we have very strong differences
what annoys you the most about 9?:	his cockyness
what is the best thing 5 has done for you?:	appreciated me
if 7 were a resturant, which would they be and why?:	she'd be ..uhhh..idk....subway...i like subway..and i like her
do you know any dirty secrets of 12's?:	not really
at your wedding, what would 11 be doing?:	either crying or cracking jokes..and i'd be there with her heh
what is 8 afraid of?:	idk
what animal should 1 be and why?:	ummm...eagle, they sore in the sky looking for its prey...very hard to give in and not easily tricked by anything
what would you do in bed with 4?:	have a pillow fight and talk about stuff
tell me a joke that has to do with 9.:	HAAH juicy lips!!! its not a joke but we tease him with that cuz his lips are big
what do you think 10 is thinking right now?:	when will school be over
what is the worst thing 7 could do to you?:	lie to me
would 3 be hot as the opposite gender?:	oh yeaaa! haah
is 12 going to read this? why or why not?:	probably..he better!! haha
when you first saw 6, what thought ran through your head?:
do you trust 2 with your deepest secrets?:
would 2 make a good teacher?:
do you have a picture of 5?:
FINISH THE SENTENCE =]
1 looks like:
2 acts like:
3 could have been:
4 is:
5 should:
6 will be:
7 makes me:
8 is a:
9 isnt:
10 wants to:
11 has no:
12 has:
What comes to mind...when i mention
7:
10:
12:
9:
3:
1:
2:
11:
4:
5:
6:
8:
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yup yup...

Thu, 18 May 2006 21:46:27 GMT

*Inside Her Life*
Vital Stats
Name:	Johanna
Location:	Lake Balboa
In a Relationship:	nope
Birthday:	oct 25
Hair Color:	brown
Height:	5'3''
Car:	corolla
Pets:	none
Piercings:	two
Obsessions:	God
Speak another lanuage:	spanish...ASL
Must haves in life:	God, family, friends
Friends
Close Friends:	tony,iliana,ana,david,karina,mariela
Funniest:	tony
Crazyest:	david
Sweetest:	iliana
Stylish:	karina
Known the longest:	ana
Fight with the most:	david!!
Understands you the most:	tony and iliana
What do your friends tease you about:	alot of things
Most likely to be hanging out with:	ana or tony
Favorites
Clothing store:	ae and hollister
Band:	run kid run
Movie:	the butterfly effect and the little sacals
Show:	grey's anatomy, law and order, house
Quote:	"to give + to love = to live"
Coffee:	starbucks
Hangout:	church, beach
Color:	green
Holiday:	christmas
Vacation Spot:	tahiti
Ice Cream:	strawberry cheesecake
Restraunt:	this one thai place i think its called chopstix
Drink:	ice tea
Designer:	uhhh..don't really have one
Mall:	burbank
CD:	don't have one
Baseball Team:	use to be dodgers don't really have one now
Do you.......
Drink:	water!! haha
Smoke:	nope
Want to get married:	yes
Drive to fast:	not yet...tee hee
Sleep with stuffed animals:	ummm yea
Want to have kids:	yes
Enchanted Love
Boyfriends name:	don't have one
Eye color:	0
Love at first sight:	0
How long have you been going out:	0
One thing you love about him:	0
Most embarassing thing you did in front of him:	0
Do your friends like him:	0
Have you gone on vacation together:	0
How does he make you feel:	0
Deep Thoughts
Who is your inspiriation:	God and the life he's blessed me with
What is the compliment you get most from people:	ummm...that my smile is nice and my hair
One thing people dont know about you:	well they're gonna know now! but let's see...i want my first bf to be my husband
Biggest fear:	God
How do you want to die:	happy and accomplished
Uncensored- Have you ever?!
Kissed another female:	yea my mom
Had a dream come true:	yes
Been arrested:	nope
Gone one day without food:	yes
Stared in a video:	uhh no why would i do that?
Dreamed of being with a movie star:	haha i think every girl has one of those
Stole a guy from your friend:	no
Thrown a bitch fit:	ummm...i've thrown a fit! :)
Ran away:	yes
Cheated on your boyfriend:	no
Been beaten up:	yes
Stalked:	no
Checked out another guy:	yes
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ummm....

Thu, 18 May 2006 21:27:21 GMT

**~~The Girls Only Survey~~**
Basics
Name:	Johanna
Birthdate:	oct 25
Hair Color:	brown
Eye Color:	brown
Best Physical Feature:	smile
This or that...
Starbucks or Jamba Juice?:	starbucks
American Eagle or Abercrombie?:	ae
Oprah or Ellen?:	ellen
Skirts or jeans?:	jeans
Eyeshadow or eyeliner?:	eyeliner
Outdoors or indoors?:	depends
Pink or black?:	black
Now be honest...
Are you confident?:	somewhat
Do you believe you are pretty?:	umm sure
Do you have a lot of guy friends?:	yes
Would you cheat on your b/f?:	no!!
Do you have a b/f?:	no
Are you happy?:	yes
Girl Talk...
What's the first thing to notice about a guy?:	Their hands and the way they act around ppl and alone
Do you like pretty boys?:	ummm yea
What's your perfect date?:	ummm...date as in the person or date as in where we'd go?
Best clothing style on a guy?:	anything that they're comfortable in and makes them look good
Would you rather have Macho or laid back?:	laid back...who wants macho?!?!
Digging a little deeper...
Have you evr done drugs?:	nope
Do you drink?:	nope
Are you a virgin?:	yes
Ever had an eating disorder?:	why do u ask?
Do you have stress problems?:	sumtimes
Do you feel older than your age?:	uhh sometimes
Randoms
Favorite Make-up?:	covergirl and chanel
Favorite Chick Flick?:	the notebook
Matt Damon or Johnny Depp?:	matt
Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise?:	tom
Hottest teen actor/musician?:	musician
Best friend?:	tony
Best guy friend?:	tony
Are you more logical or emotional?:	im pretty much both
Available or Taken?:	ummm...no comment
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well...

Wed, 17 May 2006 21:59:46 GMT

yesterday was a pretty kool day...ummm, yea..hehe...i got to school later than u suall because of testing...ummm i went to work in the morning for a couple of hours..and yea, then i went back home and read the bible and for the first time it felt sooo good and comforting to justread it and i felt so blessed by just reading the few chapters i did...i felt like my air was refreshed! my soul, my spirit was just high off of the word haha and it was good! heheh..then i went to school...go there late anyways but it wasn't my fault...then i went back to work for another couple of hrs and wow....ummm...i kinda...uhhh....i met someone.

he's great! he's nice, he's sweet, he's everything one could ask for...but....
theres just one little problem.

his age.

and no, its not like other times where he's younger ok!
this time...he's just a bit older than me.

and....wow!
idk.

wouldn't u like to know!!

Mon, 15 May 2006 21:43:57 GMT

<3My Perfect Guy<3
Created by heatherrenee02 and taken 1715 times on Bzoink
Appearance/Style
Eye color?	no preference
Hair Color?	repeat last answer
Does he have a big butt?	wow, must have taken u quite sum time to make this all pretty and pink!!
Glasses?	would be nice
tattoos or piercings?	none please!
What is his body type?	a healthy type
Is he tan?	would be nice but i have no preference
Are his eyes or his teeth prettier?	they're both equally pretty
Is he hott or cute?	he's very cute
What does he normally wear?	clothes...except on wednesdays....ahhaha..idk!! something he feels comfortable in and makes him look good
Does he have facial hair?	uhhhh...not too much..it depends but not too much
Does he wear tight pants?	heck no!
hairstyle?	short and stylish
Height?	taller than me
Does he have freckles?	haha very tiny ones...but no not really
Does he wear make up?	no!!
What is his best feature?	his smile
Personality
Is he smart?	yes, very
How sensitive is he?	he's sensitive enough to share those moments with me but not too snesitve to the extent that i have to comfort him
How Romantic is he?	he is very romantic
Does he act the same around his friends?	um well he should..i don't like ppl who act different from who they really are...just be real u know
Does he tell you how beautiful you are and how much he loves you?	oh i'd love that...but not too much though
Does he make good grades?	does he have good grades? yes, if he's smart then yes
Does he play any sports?(if so what?)	yes- surfs, skates, plays baseball and soccer
Have you ever seen him cry?	yes
Is he afraid of anything?	yes
Smile or Frown?	smile all the time!!
Is he outgoing or shy?	a little bit of both
Good boy or Bad boy?	good boy with a hint of bad id say
Is he nice to everyone?	yes he's a very polite person
Is he addicted to sex?	uh uh!! he's saving himself for marriage
Do your parents like him?	yes they love him!
Is he funny or serious>	he's funny when he wants to be and serious when he has to be
Does he always match?(that probably should've went with style)	not always
What are his hobbies?	hang with friends, go to church, talk, write, read, observe, play sports, make me laugh!! haha
Would he rather be with a big group of friends and you or just you?	with friends..im the sameway
Does he have good manners?	yes
Is he in a band?	no
What kind of music does he listen to?	all kinds but all christian
What instruments can he play?	piano, guitar, base and yea
Does he sing?	yes
Would He:
Buy you flowers or candy for Valentine's Day?	neither..he'd give me a kiss and hug and take me out to dinner then to the beach
buy you flowers for no reason?	yes
spend over $100 on you for any holiday?	yes
make the 1st move?	no
kiss you on the 1st date?	no
be jealous of other guys?	maybe
hang out with his friends more than you?	idk
pay for dinner?	yes
kiss you in front of your's/his parents?	uhh no
disobey his parents to be with you?	no, i wouldn't let him
make you laugh a lot?	yea!!
like to cuddle?	yes
kiss you in front of his friends?	maybe but not too much
Would he rather just sit and talk or make out?	sit andtalk
Almost Finished!!
Was this about a certain guy?	maybe...???
Does he know?	maybe...??
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my resume!!

Mon, 15 May 2006 21:24:02 GMT

14144 Sherman Way
Van Nuys, CA 91405 (818)781-7056
collidingstars@sbcglobal.net
Johanna Ortega
Objective To obtain a decent position that will enable my creativity and allow me to perceive my major.
Experience 2002-present The Church on the Way Van Nuys, California
Youth Group Student Leader
 Involved in my church’s youth group.
 Advised and appointed other youth with personal dilemmas.
 Led a group of youth to both develop and perceive their main goal.
2005-present The Church on the Way Van Nuys, California
Youth Group/Small Group Leader
 Led small bible study sessions every Friday.
 Emphasized, with great care, on current struggles and everyday events faced by the youth.
2006-present “We Clean America” Van Nuys, California
Dispatching/Credit Card Charging/Faxing
 Dealt continuously with many clients.
 Scheduled and canceled appointments.
 Appointed scheduled services to various groups.
 Made phone calls to verify appointments and inform clients of possible changes.
 Dealt with Client’s records and their current balances.
 Charged credit cards according to client’s scheduled services.
 Faxed jobs to active groups informing them of their upcoming appointments.
 Multi-tasked phone calls, radio walki-talkies, and computer.
Education 2002-2006 Birmingham High School Lake Balboa, California
 Average G.P.A.-3.0
 A.P. English Literature (12th grade)
 Golf Team- (11th grade-12th grade, captain)
 Christian Club Leader
2006 Los Angeles Valley College Valley Glen, California
 Body Conditioning for one semester (based on a quarter system)
 3 units worth.
Interests I enjoy going to church, singing, swimming, writing, reading, giving advice, helping others achieve the impossible.

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Thu, 11 May 2006 21:42:33 GMT

Inside Your Mind. 184 unique Q's.
Created by diabolical and taken 162 times on Bzoink
Inside Your Mind.
What do you like about yourself?	nothing
What do you dislike about yourself?	the way i can't seem to get over things
Do you have any special talents?	maybe?
What are some of your hobbies?	golf,swimming,painting,drawing,writing poetry,taking surveys,singing,yea
Do you accept your anger?	sumtimes
Do you accept your sadness?	sumtimes
Do you accept your worry?	sumtimes
Do you accept your confusion?	yes!
Do you accept your anxiety?	sumtimes
Do you accept your fear?	sumtimes
What is difficult for you?	alot of things
About You.
Favorite color?	green
Favorite song?	stranded
Favorite band?	stelar kart,everyday sunday,HILLSONG!!
Favorite movie?	the little rascals and the butterfly effect
Favorite teacher (past or present)?	mrs.chappell
Favorite book?	bible and any mystery
Favorite thing to do?	sing, swim
Second favorite thing to do?	go to church
Favorite website?	www.revolucionjuvenil.com woot woot!! hahah
Do you like your looks?	yes, yes i do..even if others don't.
Do you like your body?	repeat last answer
Describe yourself.
Length of hair?	sort of long
Color of hair?	brown
Color of eyes?	brown
Height?	5'3''
Are you athletic?	somewhat..when i have the time
Are you healthy?	most of the time
What emotion do you hide?	when im sad, i don't like to let ppl see me like that
Do you think you’re smart?	yes
Are you religious?	u can say that i guess
What is your religion?	i don't consider it a religion more of a relationship with God (christian)
Do you believe in “God”?	heck yea!
What do you want to “be” when you “grow up”?	whatever he wants me to be.
Do you get along well with people?	yes
Are you fun?	yes
What makes a “good person” just that?	the way they perceive themselves and their perspective of the world as a whole.
How would others describe you?	idk...let's ask them
Friendship.
How would you describe a “true friend”?
Who is your best friend?
How did you meet?
Ever meet anyone who was just like you?
How do your friends help you to be more yourself?
Relationships.
Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?
If so, describe him or her.
What qualities do you look for in a significant other?
Ever crush on someone who only liked you as a friend?
Ever have someone crush on you and you only liked them as a friend?
In a relationship…
What makes you jealous?
What makes you angry?
What makes you happy?
What hurts your feelings?
What makes you love them more?
What have you learned about love?
Describe your first relationship.
What benefits come from being single?
What benefits come from being with someone?
Family.
What siblings do you have?
Are you a first, last, middle or only child?
If you could change this, how would it be different?
Do you get along with your siblings?
What do you like best about your brother(s)?
What do you like best about your sister(s)?
What do you like best about being an only child?
Have you ever been embarrassed by family?
Do/did your parent(s) try to make you think like them?
Tough shit.
What difficult experiences have you been through?
Has anyone close to you died?
How did you find out?
Did you get to say good-bye?
Have you known anyone your age die?
Have you ever been really sick?
Has anyone close to you ever been really sick?
Do you have a drug problem?
Do you have a drinking problem?
Are your parents divorced?
Are/were your parents fighting constantly?
Do you let yourself feel emotional pain or make it go away?
Do you believe pain makes us grow?
How do you feel when you see a homeless person?
Have you ever witnessed extreme suffering?
Do you ever wonder why there is so much suffering?
What kinds of things cause you pain?
What is the biggest mistake you’ve ever made?
Have you ever thought about suicide?
What advice would you give to someone who is suicidal?
Learning lessons.
Do you think people learn from their mistakes?
Do you think people can learn the “easy way”?
Have you ever learned the “easy way”?
Have you ever learned the “hard way”?
What is the most difficult lesson you’ve learned?
Do you believe things happen for a reason?
Have you learned that nobody is perfect?
What imperfections about yourself do you accept?
Do you try to look at both sides of a situation?
Follow your dreams.
“Follow your bliss.”
What does this quote mean to you?
What is your bliss?
Do you have a dream?
What is your number-one goal?
“Do what you love and the money will follow." True?
If your dream was guaranteed to happen, what would it be?
Would you answer differently if the guarantee wasn’t there?
Do you believe in yourself?
Growing up.
How old are you?
How old do you feel?
What do you think is the perfect age?
How old do you think people should be before they…
Get a job:
Cook for themselves:
Set their own bedtimes:
Go away with their friends:
Do their own laundry:
Have a boyfriend or girlfriend:
Date:
Kiss:
Stay out past midnight:
Stay out as late as they want:
Have their own phone:
Drive:
Travel alone:
Drink:
Go to clubs:
Get married:
Have children:
Vote:
Go out by themselves:
At what age do you think a person is mature?
Do you think maturity is a good thing?
Do you think all adults are mature?
Do you think a difficult life makes a person grow up faster?
What IS “grown up”?
Are/were you scared or excited about growing up?
Do you think of yourself as grown up?
Do you want to be considered grown up?
What do you think is the secret to happiness?
Random.
What kind of toothpaste do you use?
Do you always brush your teeth before visiting a dentist?
How many cavities do/did you have?
Ever wear braces or a retainer?
How often do you shower?
Do you prefer any shampoo brand?
What is the weirdest band name you know of?
What are your favorite dog breeds?
Who was your childhood best friend?
Are you still friends with them today?
How many computers are in your home?
Do you write with your left or right hand?
Do you take any vitamins?
How many doors are in your home?
How many windows are there?
Do you have a collection of change somewhere?
Would you go to jail for a good cause?
Do you own a bookshelf?
Are there any objects hanging from your room ceiling?
Are you okay with getting your blood drawn?
How about getting shots?
Do you like getting your picture taken?
Opinions.
Abortion?
Birth control pill?
Casual sex?
Illegal immigration?
Death sentence?
Afterlife?
Ghosts?
Legalizing marijuana?
Gun control?
Pornography?
UFO conspiracy?
Natural VS. Artificial medicine?
War in Middle East?
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Thu, 11 May 2006 21:31:44 GMT

what do u like in a guy?
Created by boycrazygirl and taken 73 times on Bzoink
Hair color?	no matter
Eye color?	no matter
Most attractive body part?	hands, eyes, smile
Skinny, normal, muscular, or teddy bear?	normal or musc...but not too much
Atheltic, musical, brainy, or just there?	athletic musical and a bit brainy
What kind of sports has the hottest guys?	uhhh...????....football..oh wimming!
1st most important way he should treat you?	with respect! and honesty counts!!
Long, normal, shaved, or wierd hair?	normal or a little bit long
What can't you resist about a guy?	his sense of humor...the way he talks to me
Personality or looks?	personality
book smart or common sense?	little bit of both more common sense though
Bad boy or good boy?	good boy
peircings or tatoos or neither?	neither
style- Preppy, atheltic, goth, emo, skater boy?	preppy/athletic/skater
Do u want a guy more in to your brain or your body?	brain
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tee hee

Thu, 11 May 2006 21:25:07 GMT

Three Things
Created by andy and taken 77137 times on Bzoink
Three things that scare me:
1	dark
2	heights
3	crickets
Three people who make me laugh:
1	Anthony
2	brian
3	david
Three Things I love:
1	God
2	family
3	friends
Three Things I hate:
1	liars
2	smokers/drinkers
3	ignorant ppl
Three things I don't understand:
1	how ppl who are intro'd to the girft of eternal life just won't take it
2	how teachers grade on a curve
3	how sumone tells u they like u and end up asking out someone else the next week :)
Three things on my desk:
1	cup
2	stapler
3	printer
Three things I'm doing right now:
1	typing
2	looking around
3	thinking
Three things I want to do before I die:
1	go to college
2	have a family
3	do God's will
Three things I can do:
1	do God's will :)
2	write
3	think logically
Three ways to describe my personality:
1	fun
2	nice
3	spontanious
Three things I can't do:
1	stand upside down
2	sleep tummy up
3	take a nap
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hahah survey!!yay!

Mon, 01 May 2006 22:00:30 GMT

Ultimate Opposite Sex Survey (for girls)
Created by okwhtsplanb and taken 101198 times on Bzoink
--Your Favorite--
Hair Color:	no matter
Eye Color:	no matter
(Their)Music Genre Preference:	no matter as long as it is to worship God and not themselves
Height(estimate):	taller than me
Age:	older..or younger ; )
Personality Type:	funny, smart, sensitive, caring, sweet, honest, fun to hang with, and....funny!
--This or That--
Older or Younger:	ummm...either as long as they're mature
Romantic or Horndog:	romantic
Smart or Stupid:	smart
Fat or Skinny:	right in the middle
Skinny but Muscular or Big and Muscular:	skinny but muscular
Punk or Preppy:	prep
The Big Picture or the Little Things:	little things
Flowers/Candy or Big Expensive Present:	flowers or candy
Mixtape or Burned CD:	either, its what on it that matters
Love or Lust:	love
Emotional or Just Not:	little bit of both
Sincere or Jokester:	both
Hott and mean or Ugly and sweet:	ugly and sweet
Sexy or Just Cute:	just cute
Arse or Abs:	abs hah!
Hair or Hands:	hands
Dimples or Eyes:	both
Biceps or Calves/Thighs:	calves
Teeth or Nose(some people are just wierd) :	teeth
Clean Shaven or Scruffy:	clean
Rugged or Prim and Proper:	proper
Countryboy or Cityboy	both
Date alone or With Friends	alone
Mama's Boy or Rebel Without A Cause:	mama's boy
--Have You Ever--
Dumped a guy because he liked you too much:	hah right
Loved a guy because he stalked you:	uhh no
Loved a guy because he hated you:	heck no!
Asked your friend's crush out:	nope
Lead a guy on for kicks:	no
Asked a guy out purely because he was hott:	no
Flirted with guys even though you had a boyfriend:	id never do that.
Lied about not having a boyfriend:	nope
Lied about having one:	yeah but justcuz i wanted to get some guy off my case
Cheated:	on a test
Been Cheated on:	never had the chance
Had a crush on a gay guy:	omg! yea but i didn't knowhewas gay...and when i did i totally forgot about him
--Their Clothing(yes/no)--
Boxers?:	yes
Briefs?:	yes
Hat?:	maybe
Skater Shoes?:	yes
Pimp Shoes?:	no
Band Shirts?:	yes
Vintage shirts?:	yes
Southpole/um..other thug clothes..?:	no/no
Dixie Outfitters/Big Johnsons?:	huh/no
Independent/DC?:	yes/yes
S&M/Little Devil?:	no/no
Fox/Thor?:	yes/yes
Jeans or Shorts?:	both
--Be Honest--
Would you ever date a guy for his money?:	no, i think that would be the biggest mistake id ever make.being happy is way more important than money
Would you ever date a guy for his social status?:	no! id rather date a loser! i don't care really! as long as he makes me happy!
Have you ever liked hanging out with your bf's friends more than him?:	no, never had one to say i do
Have you ever pretended to like somebody to make them feel better?	ummm...yea, but then i told them
Have you called a girl a whore, when you were screwing lots of guys?:	heck no! id never do either
Do looks matter?:	no, not really.once i start talking to someone and they're cool, i start to look at them in a different way.
Are you honestly scared of being dumped?:	honestly..yes
Does size matter?:	sorta..not really..if its like height kinda.
Do you avoid 'situations' with ugly guys?:	ummm...no i just tell them that i just wanna be friends.im not gonna lie to them
Are you ashamed to be seen with your ugly friends?:	no!! all my friends are beautiful!!!hehe and not in a conceited way it just that their personalities make them even more beautiful than they already are!
Are you ashamed for being ashamed?(you better be):	im not ashamed because i never was ashamed in the first place
Do you hide things from your crushes/guy friends/bf?:	umm..yea
Do you lie about masturbation for attention or false innocence?:	no, what kind of question is that?
Do you really want a guy to say if those jeans make your butt look fat?:	hahah actually yes i do
Are you dissapointed when your bf doesn't say I love you right away?:	umm i wouldn't know
Wanna be a virgin till marriage?	i have been, i am, and i will be until marriage
Do you really love the guys everytime that you say it?	yes, yes i do
Do you dream about your crushes/bfs/guy friends?:	haha yea i think every girl does
Would you makeout with a guy friend just to get it over with/curiosity?:	no
Does this survey suck nuts?	sorta
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some changes...

Tue, 18 Apr 2006 21:56:24 GMT

so yea...the title says it all.things are gonna change.it seems to me like "me" is just not working out for anyone.i guess its not even working out for myself.pretty sad really.idk.but things are changing.it started today.kinda felt weird but it just has to happen.from now on im not gonna be the same person i use to be.its gonna be difficult...but if its gonna make everyone happy then so be it.im scared to see how everythings gonna turn out but excited at the same time...just trying to look at all this with a positive attitude.i felt out of place today.i was at lunch and for once., i was actually quiet.idk.it felt like the right thing to do.there was a laugh here and there...it made it ok i guess.oh well...we'll see what happens tomorrow.

ummm..

Thu, 06 Apr 2006 21:36:09 GMT

i wasn't talking about anyone tony...ummm, idk. i was but i can't say actually.i mean...i guess its just something i really don't wanna think about cuz its kinda dumb when i do and its rather embarrassing..but yea, i mean..the guys really kool. that's all u need to know..and as for telling u who it is..ummm, i really can't say cuz i know ud freak if i told u. but yea, im k with him-u know when u like someone-like one of ur friends but ur friendship with them is more important to u than anything else that might happen between u and that person? well yea its something like that. i don't wanna lose this friend because i consider him a very important part of my life-i don't want anything killing our friendship.but yea, that's what's going on..and sorry i haven't talked to u in a long while!! ive been kinda busy and my comp is messed up again!! but i think i already told u that....??...but yea, hopefully u go to church tonight.

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Created by fluffy-ducky69 and taken 40058 times on Bzoink
Name
SAYING!!!